you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he fucked my hip out of place.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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