That's intense
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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