i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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