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• (1-917): View more from New York City

  you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

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  oh thats it?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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• (925): View more from California

  if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high

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  Send it to me

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You started having a threesome right in front of me.

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  lololol that's what happened?

  (214): View more from Texas

  Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.

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