So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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