i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
