Nicole vs. Life
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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