I'm drive I can fine osifer
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I see more hoeing in ur future
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