He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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