He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Houston, we have a squirter
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
