I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Found the puke drawer
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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