was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am available for nakedness
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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