I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i dont even know how to be here
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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