you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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