Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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