You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Ladies don't puke and tell
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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