A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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