you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
