:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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