I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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