Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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