i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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