youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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