everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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