I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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