so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just pee around me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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