Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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