Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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