I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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