Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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