if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
did i just pee glitter
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
and eventually we just all took our pants off
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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