i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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