what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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