this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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