Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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