Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
