How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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