Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you will always have a special place in my vag
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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