Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
