My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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