Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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