i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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