I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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