just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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