Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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