Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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