Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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