That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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