her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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