quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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