never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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