New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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