i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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