Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
No subtext here. People are naked.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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